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Gifts Demotivational Poster


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


MOTHER'S DAY - The perfect gift.


TAGS: mothersday gifts humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - May 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Prescription: Take a pill after dinner and go to bed.


FEEDBACK -


TAGS: complaints are gifts
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:07 pm
When she hit 40 she started counting backwards, so now I lost. I just put 1 candle on the cake, it's safer that way.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
She was older than you WHEN you married her eh? How 'bout now?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
LOMFAO
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Rotater cuff troubles? *sigh*
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Hey, my wife works retail so...On that note when I married her she was older than me; I should have thought that one through.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks to health issues, I pitch softballs.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
LMAO,,,Aggy knew
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
BoneCD?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:58 pm
OK, here goes...Pitchers and Catchers are g** male slang for...
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:55 pm
Baseball is a wholesome American, and sometimes Canadian pasttime. I honestly don't see where this is coming from.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
*the door is open*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:52 pm
Am I being flirted with?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:51 pm
But you do, aggy. I swear. Just you're more of a knuckle-ball pitcher. I like to rely on my slider, and the heat. (Actually I couldn't pitch worth a d*** but I was a decent catcher, though.)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:48 pm
*hmmmm, somebody once worked retail*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:47 pm
Looking at Sean's posters always reminds me to stop thinking that I make good posters.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
Saw it in the forum. Hilarious. And oddly motivating.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
I just uploaded a new Bulgy Christmas poster for you...stay tuned!
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:39 pm
Thanks, Bone.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:36 pm
Nice!


PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
d*** Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


ACCEPT UGLY GIFTS - Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, For I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.




REMEMBER -




VALENTINE'S DAY - Because telling her you love her and buying her things the other 364 days of the year is just not good enough.




7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.


TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.


Christmas-ade -




gifts -


TAGS: gifts suspicion
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 11:08 pm
Cats are worse. Mine reacts to nanners as if they were poison, his ears go flat, he hisses and then runs away to hide. Jeez. Mind you, this is an animal who loves to l'ick his b'ootie - usually while I'm eating dinner :-P


Gifts -




She Said -


TAGS: gifts husband wife misunderstood injury
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:37 pm
Thanks for the welcome back folks. I didn't escape them Canna. They've got me making posters for them in exchange for a razor and a coke once a month.
Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:44 pm
So how did you escape the poachers this time, Ms. Yeti?
JesusWept - May 18, 2017, 5:17 pm
More good news :D
lgvernon - May 18, 2017, 1:59 pm

I want to like this forty-hundred times. Good to see ya, Missy. And yes, I can finally see!
JesusWept - May 18, 2017, 10:12 am
MISSY!! xoxoxox and ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 2:38 am
Welcome back, Priss!!!!!! Missed you!!!!! HUGZ!
Silverheart - May 17, 2017, 11:53 pm

She's baa-aack! And I couldn't be happier!^^^


Enrichment -


TAGS: men women *** gifts christmas
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 7, 2016, 9:19 pm
Very funny.
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2016, 12:33 am
Well, Charles Beach probably was a "size queen".
Pushkin - December 6, 2016, 10:19 pm
Thank you.
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:54 pm

lolz


TOKEN OF AFFECTION -


TAGS: gifts death love clough quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - December 31, 2016, 3:08 pm
Switched to PM. HUGZ!
lgvernon - December 30, 2016, 11:35 am

So bummed I am barely mobile. More eye surgery in the offing. I totally suck right now.
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:24 am
Oh @#$%!!!!! Glad you were some place safe! See you when you get back. HUGZZZZ!!!!!
lgvernon - December 29, 2016, 6:12 pm

And I spoke too soon. Woke up this morning to a foggy bedroom. Off to the doctor I went. Probably more surgery. If I were camping, I'd have fallen in the fire by now!
mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 2:29 pm
YAY!!!!!! (happy dance!)
lgvernon - December 28, 2016, 10:02 am

Looks like the eye surgeries are over, knock on wood. Thanks!
mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 8:41 am
Excellent as always IgV! Glad you're back----at least for now! ^!
lgvernon - December 27, 2016, 8:22 pm

Thank you, darlin'!
JesusWept - December 27, 2016, 8:21 pm
Nice one, vern! Welcome back ;)


Mother's Day, 1978 -


TAGS: crappy mother s day gifts from children
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:51 am
Hey, its got a Heart on it! I'd love it!! Of course in 1978, my parents would have burned it as music from Satan himself!!! Ohhhh yes! My parents were part of THAT movement! LOL! Luv this! too funny! 5 LOL lions!


INSTRUCTIONS -




Love Your Father -


TAGS: dad day gifts
Rating: 4.67/5

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